Pine Grove
United Methodist Church

1130 Jonestown Rd, Winston-Salem, NC
(336) 765-2569








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Here's a few pictures from past Sunday evenings



Kid's Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year-old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer. 
For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from 
the prayer.
Finally, she decided to go solo.  I listened with pride as she carefully 
enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail. 
One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was "acting up" during the 
morning worship hour.  The parents did their best to maintain some sense of 
order in the pew but were losing the battle.
Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the 
aisle on his way out.
Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly 
to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!" 
And one particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets 
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better 
boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way 
to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he 
moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping 
before jerking it again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned 
toward her mother and whispered,
"If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel, were sitting together
in church.  Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop 
me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
"See those two men standing by the door?
They're hushers."
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, Ryan, 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first 
pancake, I can wait.'"
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year old son ran 
up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay 
dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
After the church service, a little boy told the pastor,
"When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"
"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to 
discuss the last one.  The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it 
Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,
"Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including 
human beings.  Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed 
especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of 
Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he was ill, and 
said, "Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side.  I think I'm going to 
have a wife!"
"Our father, who does art in heaven, Howard is his name...."
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a 
human, because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very 
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher 
reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah." The teacher 
asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."


Our First Kingdom Kids Movie!

"Digging To China" on the camera




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